Sunday, January 22, 2012

Someone revoke our speaking privileges

Me (pretending Henry is a train): Choo choo, chugga chugga choo choo!
Henry (in the midst of a farting session more incredible than any in his entire life up to this point): Pfffttthhhh. Pffffffttttthhhhhh.
Chris: You're a tooty caboose!
Me: You're a tooty cabooty!
[Awkward pause.]
Me: We should not be allowed to speak.

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